Preliminary Instructions

An online archive for instructions for your funeral.

Very few people will miss the opportunity to say goodbye to your cold dead body. Therefore, a good time as any to remind them again what your life's goal was and also to urge them to consider their own fate.

Please email me your requests/instructions and I'll put each request in a separate post. If I should kick the bucket before you, then feel free to amend your instructions via the Comments section.

Cheers.